(Omnipotence Paradox)
Go ask the Big Guy,
the one eternally
preoccupied–
knees bent, arms flexed
beyond the galaxies.
Sweating since the Big Bang,
which he categorically rejects.
Still cursing the stone,
(misbegotten egg!)
and pondering in His Omniscience,
which came first:
this Goddamn stone
I cannot lift,
or the chicken head
who brought it to existence?
Theologians deny this. Then the state that free will exists.
Remember: 2+2=5 when the party says it is 5.
Samuel –
You have been living for too long under the Bush administration. It is always 5 now, unless it is 3, 7, or 8.
Michael
You obvious are unfamiliar with the new trinity math being rolled out to combat rampant secular mathematics. 1 is 3 and 3 is 1… unless 1 is 1. Look it up- a guy prepared a trinity math table as a joke.
Gary – I love the poem!!
David Caswell form the Friday night monthly Poetry Group