SCENE TWO: “ABRAHAM’S COVENANT WITH GOD”

PREACHER
Genesis, Chapter 27. And God said unto Abraham thou shalt keep my covenant, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations. This be my covenant, which ye shall keep between me and you, and thy seed after thee; Every man-child among you shall be circumcised. And it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.

ABRAHAM
(HAS COME TO HIS FEET DURING PREACHER’S SPEECH, A GROWING LOOK OF INCREDULITY SPREADING ACROSS HIS FACE.) Jehovah, let’s be sure I’ve got this right: you mean you want us to cut the ends off our dicks? (GROANS, CLUTCHES HIS GROIN, AND COLLAPSES INTO CHAIR.)

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Cliff Ashby – Copyright 2004

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